Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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