Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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