Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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