How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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