Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My penis needs a shock collar
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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