if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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