Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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