Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
