i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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