A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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