i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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