I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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