Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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