..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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