I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i will never coherently bang her
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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