stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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