some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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