you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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