Dual....:-)
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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