butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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