meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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