I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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