And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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