When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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