why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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