Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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