yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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