5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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