is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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