Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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