Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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