We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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