Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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