Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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