I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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