we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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This baby is an asshole
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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