it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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