Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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