Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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