put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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