Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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