I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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