dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
