Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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