I think scott just propositioned me for sex
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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