Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
two words...techno handjob
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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