the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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