Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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