it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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