Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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