Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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