she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My liver just had a heart attack.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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