Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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