I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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